Hi, I quit Live Journal, I unquit as of now, so once again Patrick W. Roach presents:

                                      BULLET POINT SUMMERY OF A

            CHUNK OF MY LIFE

                                 That I was much to lazy to update for:

1. Summer: I went to Achill Island, Ireland to learn my trade while there I...

             ... learned a slew of useful archaeology techniques and gained confidence in my abillities.

             ... learned a slew about how to walk drunk people home, including that I can give three people                 piggyback rides at once

             ... learned how to properly pour a Guiness

             ... made some great friends in particular the Council of Evil all hail  which besides myself included: The Tiffindor, The General Katemington and the Otter Princess. ( you won't get that if you weren't there or if you were there and either the Council didnt like you, or you didn't like the Council ( you know who you are, and I apologize again for what its worth, please dont try to kill me.)) 

           ... lost my fear of women, mostly.  (thanks for the aid you know who you are)  

             ... heard the wail of a mother sheep as its lamb was slaughtered.

             ... ate that lamb.        

          ... made a whore of myself ( once again I apologize about that )

            ... accidently let one of the other archaeologists fall off a 30 foot sheer cliff face when i was supposed to secure him. ( I dont have to apologize to him, he is dead)

             ...had to deal with his ghost, and banish it to the void.

             ... had to deal witht he ghost returning and creating a robotic body which was armed with tactical nukes and would have taken over the whole iseland if I hadnt stopped it.

             ... hitch hiked, alot.

             ... made a whore of myself.

             ... surfed.

             ... hurt my face on a surf board. ( Oddly enough unrelated to the above point)

             ... saw this dude from Belfast accidentally chop into his leg witha  hatchet and not notice it becasue he was too fucked up on LSD, and MGNA.

              ... rode in a huge rv through a mountain path, with treacherous drops and chasms, being piloted by the dude in the above point, this is proir to me realizing how fucked up on all sorts of drugshe was at the time.

             ... shat myself. ( this is related to the point ahead,  my friends it was perhaps the most totally terrifying ride ever)

            ... ate that lamb.

           ... got my ass kicked in soccer ( or football, if your a fag) by 9 year olds repeatedly.  

         ... stayed an extra week with Miss Sarah Laundry and had to watch everyone else leave the island.  ( super sad)

           ... decided on the kindest human being ever, Sandy.

           ... had perhaps the finest summer of my life.

2. Back home I...

        ... told stories about my summer way to much.

         ... ate that lamb.

         ... use the phrase, in Ireland, all the time despite trying not to use it.

         . .. institued the new slang words 'class' and 'key'.

       ... dealt with a pterrodactyl infestation that the good doctor whom lived above me left behind when he moved, however it rendered my apt uninhabitable.

       ... lived as a vagabond for 2 weeks while waiting for my new apartment to open up, thanks for the couches my little babies.

       ... wondered what Chet my twin was up too, his journal seems rather unused, anyone seen him? (http://www.livejournal.com/users/eivao/)

       ... used Joes long distance a lot.

        ... recieved a car bomb which my dude the Son of James noticed at the last second and we escaped.

        ...am getting my car fixed after the bomb.

       ... attached a new mini laser cannon to Joes arm.

        ...was asked to help with the JACA foundation which excites me greatly thatnk Joy and Jameson.

        ... made a total whore of Zebby.

        ...most recently had a great Halloween, costume pics to come soon!!!!

Four Count them Four Ireland Shots:

   THE COUNCIL OF EVIL: from left to right Sarah, myself, Tiffin and Kate

  EVIL ROBOT:

LAMBAH * EATERS:

A COUPLE OF MY OTHER FAVORITE PEOPLE  (whether they liek it or not) Ashley, Josh and Sandy:

* phonetic spelling of the word lamb, the true pronounciation is with the B so "Lam-Bah" Thanks Tiffin for correcting me.